| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | High |
| Schizoid: | Very High |
| Schizotypal: | Very High |
| Antisocial: | High |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information -- | |
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
WHEEEEEEEEE
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
FUCK
IM FUCKING INSANE. Moving on, here's a quiz i decided to do for lack of anything else to do and the day was boring and i didn't plagarise; it got the permission of the person. So all is well, except for my appreciation of sport as a pastime, which probably isn't healthy, but oh well. (The thought, not the sport.)
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
01. What is your name: Tom
02. A four letter word: Toga
03. A boy’s name: Toan
04. A girl’s name: Taiga
05. An occupation: Therapist
06. A colour: Turquoise
07. Something you wear: Tophat for the win
08. A food: TACOS!
09. In the bathroom: Tap
10. A place: Tanzania
11. A reason for being late: THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD
12. Something you shout: THIS IS NONSENSICAL
13. A movie title: Terminator
14. Something you drink: Tap water (really, what drinks start with "t")
15. A musical group: Taproot
If you were to create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?
Square. I would proceed to fold it in half diagonally.
Have you ever stolen a book from your school library?
Nope
If you were to draw on your walls, what would you draw pictures of?
An EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN CIRNO AND SUWAKO
Do you think that guys should shave their armpits?
Who does that?
Have you ever walked barefoot in the snow?
Yes. cold
Would you rather eat 10 spiders, or go blind?
spiders. especially if they're tarantulas.
What if you found out you had another sibling?
Go back in time with a wire coat hanger
What do you do when you're stressed/anxious?
I don't get stressed/anxious
What is your ideal birthday cake?
THE FUCKING SPY
Ever fall in love with a monkey?
WHAT
What would make your life better right now?
To not have the most fucked up subconscious ever
Anything you would rather be doing?
Touhou
What's your favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
Touhou
If you’re a girl, are any of your bras uncomfortable?
N/A
Is your refrigerator pretty full? What about your freezer?
NO, NO
Why did you even kiss the last person you kissed?
WHAT
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I hope that dream isn't recurring
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
Angry at anyone?
the guy who can't tolerate griefing on a FUNMAPS server
What did you dream last night?
Something really fucked up.
Do you think Michael Jackson is innocent?
Of what?
Are you starting to realize anything?
Life is a cruel joke
Where do you go when you need to clear your head?
Subconscious. shame that place is fucked up.
Which do you think is worse: not caring enough or caring too much?
Caring too much. It causes stress.
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I AM SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BEING NORMAL
From whom did you get your last e-mail?
8gswr3uihedi@8uehf.97r - something about breast implants O.o
Do anything spontaneous lately?
TOUHOU FORTRESS (named all my dwarfs "reimu")
Last person you went out to dinner with?
YOUR SOUL
How's your day?
It was boring.
If you bumped into the last person you kissed at school, what would you say?
"I hope you're not high/drunk anymore"
What would you do if you were deadly ill lying in the hospital?
Do whatever the fuck i could do.
Where were you at 2am this morning?
On the floor. I rolled out of my bed AGAIN.
Heels or Converse?
WHATEVER THE SCOUT'S WEARING THAT LETS HIM DOUBLE JUMP
Do you freak under pressure?
Pressure? what pressure?
What's so special about what you're wearing?
nothing
Are you smiling right now? Why or why not?
no. Smiling is for being embarrassed
Do you think you're trustworthy?
No.
Has anyone made you feel like shit lately for something they did?
If they tried it didn't work
Do you want to know the date of your death?
Yes. because I'd know which day I can do anything I want and not have to worry about it.
Where did your last kiss take place?
ON THE FUCKING MOON
How do you handle a break up?
GLUE THE POLYSTYRENE BACK TOGETHER
Have you ever used the word 'rawr' in an actual conversation?
does "OM NOM NOM" count?
Have you ever broken something because you were angry?
A wall. My skin.
Do you tend to make things complicated?
Depends on whether or not my indifference is bad or good
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
01. What is your name: Tom
02. A four letter word: Toga
03. A boy’s name: Toan
04. A girl’s name: Taiga
05. An occupation: Therapist
06. A colour: Turquoise
07. Something you wear: Tophat for the win
08. A food: TACOS!
09. In the bathroom: Tap
10. A place: Tanzania
11. A reason for being late: THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD
12. Something you shout: THIS IS NONSENSICAL
13. A movie title: Terminator
14. Something you drink: Tap water (really, what drinks start with "t")
15. A musical group: Taproot
If you were to create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?
Square. I would proceed to fold it in half diagonally.
Have you ever stolen a book from your school library?
Nope
If you were to draw on your walls, what would you draw pictures of?
An EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN CIRNO AND SUWAKO
Do you think that guys should shave their armpits?
Who does that?
Have you ever walked barefoot in the snow?
Yes. cold
Would you rather eat 10 spiders, or go blind?
spiders. especially if they're tarantulas.
What if you found out you had another sibling?
Go back in time with a wire coat hanger
What do you do when you're stressed/anxious?
I don't get stressed/anxious
What is your ideal birthday cake?
THE FUCKING SPY
Ever fall in love with a monkey?
WHAT
What would make your life better right now?
To not have the most fucked up subconscious ever
Anything you would rather be doing?
Touhou
What's your favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
Touhou
If you’re a girl, are any of your bras uncomfortable?
N/A
Is your refrigerator pretty full? What about your freezer?
NO, NO
Why did you even kiss the last person you kissed?
WHAT
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I hope that dream isn't recurring
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
Angry at anyone?
the guy who can't tolerate griefing on a FUNMAPS server
What did you dream last night?
Something really fucked up.
Do you think Michael Jackson is innocent?
Of what?
Are you starting to realize anything?
Life is a cruel joke
Where do you go when you need to clear your head?
Subconscious. shame that place is fucked up.
Which do you think is worse: not caring enough or caring too much?
Caring too much. It causes stress.
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I AM SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BEING NORMAL
From whom did you get your last e-mail?
8gswr3uihedi@8uehf.97r - something about breast implants O.o
Do anything spontaneous lately?
TOUHOU FORTRESS (named all my dwarfs "reimu")
Last person you went out to dinner with?
YOUR SOUL
How's your day?
It was boring.
If you bumped into the last person you kissed at school, what would you say?
"I hope you're not high/drunk anymore"
What would you do if you were deadly ill lying in the hospital?
Do whatever the fuck i could do.
Where were you at 2am this morning?
On the floor. I rolled out of my bed AGAIN.
Heels or Converse?
WHATEVER THE SCOUT'S WEARING THAT LETS HIM DOUBLE JUMP
Do you freak under pressure?
Pressure? what pressure?
What's so special about what you're wearing?
nothing
Are you smiling right now? Why or why not?
no. Smiling is for being embarrassed
Do you think you're trustworthy?
No.
Has anyone made you feel like shit lately for something they did?
If they tried it didn't work
Do you want to know the date of your death?
Yes. because I'd know which day I can do anything I want and not have to worry about it.
Where did your last kiss take place?
ON THE FUCKING MOON
How do you handle a break up?
GLUE THE POLYSTYRENE BACK TOGETHER
Have you ever used the word 'rawr' in an actual conversation?
does "OM NOM NOM" count?
Have you ever broken something because you were angry?
A wall. My skin.
Do you tend to make things complicated?
Depends on whether or not my indifference is bad or good
"GIFTED UNDERACHIEVER"
Isn't that just as bad as being a perfectionist?
Eastern Project: WAVE MOTION CANNONS ANYONE?
"Sensei! Are we going to have Cirno as a snack?"
"Kappa Store"
"Nitori's ultimate rip off television shopping! starts NOW!"
"A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen!"
"Mobile phones are empty. Cirno's head is empty. Therefore, Cirno's head is a mobile phone" - Nitori logic at it's best.
Also, Refrigerator rocket is better than a normal rocket
Eastern Project: WAVE MOTION CANNONS ANYONE?
"Sensei! Are we going to have Cirno as a snack?"
"Kappa Store"
"Nitori's ultimate rip off television shopping! starts NOW!"
"A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen!"
"Mobile phones are empty. Cirno's head is empty. Therefore, Cirno's head is a mobile phone" - Nitori logic at it's best.
Also, Refrigerator rocket is better than a normal rocket
I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO! I'M SUWAKO! I'M CIRNO!
Monday, May 17, 2010
I AM AN ASSHOLE
BUT IF YOU DIDN'T REALISE IT YOU ARE A FOOL. ALSO, I HATE MY VOICE. IT SOUNDS VERY CONDESCENDING, AND IS OBNOXIOUS. ALSO, FANFIC QUOTE:
ENJOY YOUR MENTAL IMAGES. HERE IS CIRNO:
HERE IS YUKA:
I HATE YOU ALL
Cirno missed a block, and the parasol connected with her right leg. Bone snapped, skin tore, muscles severed. Only Yuka with her barbaric strength could have made a parasol cut like an axe. Another failed parry; her ribs splintered into white toothpicks. Yuka pulled Cirno’s blade deliberately into her side and held it there as she crushed Cirno’s left shoulder with “the flower that never withers”, her insanity giving her the power of giants.
Cirno’s attacks slowed, her left arm dangling useless by her side, her brain piloting her body like a ship’s captain who has no choice but the sink along with his vessel. Yuka beat her into submission, the fairy barely even able to dodge now. The fight was meaningless now, but Yuka continued to bruise Cirno again and again, extracting every last bit on pain she possibly could.
“You—will—remember—every—single—petal—of—every—single—flower—you—killed!” the witch Kazami screamed, each word accompanied by a sickening slap across the cheek, her face bleeding by the time she was finished with the sentence. Cirno couldn’t fight back anymore, could barely even move. It was all over now. Unless…
“And now…” Yuka grinned, strangling Cirno with her right hand as she hung the parasol across her extended forearm with the left, flexing her open fingers ominously. “Your virginity. I will be taking it.”
There was no warning. No preparation. Nothing that could possibly be called “foreplay”. Lifting Cirno high, Yuka thrust her tense fingers under Cirno’s skirt, not even bothering to remove her underpants before this perverse attack. The fingernails tore through fabric, lips, skin and flesh like water, never pausing, never slowing an iota. Cirno’s body became liquid pain as Yuka penetrated her most private areas, clawing at her insides with nails made of steel. This was not rape; this was torture. There was no pleasure, not even the illusion of it. Only pain, only agony, only the mad, lustful, drunk laughter of this green-haired woman who was stealing from Cirno the one experience in life which should be the greatest thing anyone should ever experience. Blood flowed from Cirno’s defiled orifice, slithering down Yuka’s arm like a snake, lubricating it as she slid her hand in and out. In and out. In and out.
Her red eyes gazed into Cirno’s dull blue ones with an air of complete and utter dominance, her lids just barely lowered in the haughtiest of haughty manners. She smiled with a pleasure only she could comprehend.
“You lose.”
Cirno gritted her teeth through the agony that was consuming her soul, the pain of this penetration a thousand times higher than the pleasure normally experienced. Her world was nothing but fire, a cold fire she could not control. The cold fire of a shattered ribcage. The cold fire of a dangling leg, barely attached. The cold fire of a now-dead arm. The cold fire of her insides being ripped apart by this, this thing. The cold fire of her heavy sword, still clutched in a rigid hand.
Her sword.
There was no warning. No preparation. Nothing that could possibly be called “foreplay”. With a determination born of suffering itself Cirno curled her hand forwards, tensed her good arm, and struck. The blade swung upwards, under Yuka’s legs, through her red checkered skirt. It pierced the flesh of her womanhood, and kept going. It separated the bones of her loins, and kept going. It traveled upwards through her stomach, her lungs, her heart, and kept going. It burrowed upwards through her neck, through her brain, and kept going. With one last scream Cirno ripped the sword through Yuka’s skull where it remained lodged, the whole of her body impaled upon this shaft of steely ice.
Cirno looked at Yuka’s glowing eyes, the fire quickly being replaced with dying red coals. She managed a weary grin and twisted the blade for emphasis.
“You lose more.”
Blood bubbled from Yuka’s still-smiling lips as her consciousness left her and she tumbled to the ocean, her hand slipping painfully out of Cirno’s womb in the process. Cirno’s eyes could barely focus as she watched the rapist fall, fall, fall to the icy waters below. It was over. She was more than half-dead, but it was over.
ENJOY YOUR MENTAL IMAGES. HERE IS CIRNO:
HERE IS YUKA:
I HATE YOU ALL
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